Hold onto your seat...your going to love this one...trust me.
Mini Midwest Power Memory #9
*Banny*...Is NOT his real name but, a pseudonym for a young man we all know and, love. We've watched him fly everything from a tender age of Estes beginner rockets to the monsters he designs/fly's now.
Years ago while taking time off from a hectic College schedule *Banny* decided that now...since he was 21...he would take his first sip of alcohol while attending the MMWP Steakfest.
Big mistake.
"Look Mr. Gus! I can FLY!"
GET OFF that deck railing *Banny* your going to hurt yourself!
"Look! I'm STABLE!"
GET OFF......
BOOOOMF!!
Dude...I don't think i've ever seen someone survive the trauma you just put yourself through! :surprised:
"Mmmmmmmffff".
Ok, time to check for paralysis....Does this hurt? *poke*
"MMMMFFF!!"
Ok, your feet are still attached to your brain...Good. *poke*
"MMMMFFF!!"
Ok, your buttocks are still attached to your brain...Good. *poke*
"MMMMFFFFFF!!"
Ok, your heads still attached to your brain...That's really good!
Now...since we have to call the Paramedics in on this one, what health care provider do you have? I mean your in no way or shape to pass all the information on to the Hospital Peoples....looking like that.
"Obamamammmacure..."
What?
"Obamamamakaaaare!"
Oh! Ob*m* Care!
That won't even get you past the Emergency Room doors to put yourself in a position to pinch a Candy Striper's assets :lol:...We've got to find a better way to fix you up.
Yoo! "rockdoc" get your backside over here Katawabawabaha!
:y: "Oh my Gosh! What happened to *Banny*?"
Chased the Devil, ate the worm, thought he was a bird, tried to fly...
"Let me go back to my med kit and, get some stuff!"
See...the *Doc* will fix you up in NO time!
.....Murrrrrrrffff.....
"I'm back...got some duct tape, CA glue and, zip ties!"
*1970's FLASHBACK*
Major Banny Doofus...Astronaut...Test Pilot...we can rebuild him...we have the technology...we can make him better, stronger....faster.....
Damn Gary! That was AWESOME...you rebuilt *Banny*...he's better than he was before! You know for a Doctor, your a pretty cool guy!
"Well actually Gus, i'm NOT a Doctor...i just call myself the *rockdoc* because i surgically assemble all of my rockets with pinpoint precision and, care!"
No....$#&%...! I ALWAYS thought you were a REAL Doctor....wow....
"If i was, i charge Six Million Dollars for THAT repair job...."
I think we did it with SIX dollars....
"Six Million dollars...yes sir! I'd buy an island in the South Pacific and, construct my Evil Scientist lair surrounded by hordes of beautiful, naked Polynesian women...Muh ha HA HA!"
Your scaring me Gary...
"Dude....Ditch *Banny* and, come over by us....We've got some *POT*...."
WHOA...Gary....I DON"T do that stuff.
"NO! :surprised: Not *that* i brought my Fondue Pot!
Reeser, Claude and, i have been perfecting my newest Cheese Dip!" "It's just Scrumdelicious and, SO divine!"
Really good stuff huh
"This dip will give you *Chinese Eyes* man!"
"LOOK!":eyepop:
I believe you!:surprised:
I'll wander over later....Come on *Banny* you need *lift*to go lie down on the couch for awhile and, rest this one off....
"Muuuuuuurrrf!"