Today's Chuckle

A guy texts his neighbor:

Eddie, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse but I don't get it at home.
I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.

The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Minutes later the guy gets a second text : I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!

Nice.

Oh yeah, that's a good one!

Nate

Kinda reminds me of this text that I sent to my (now ex) girlfriend.



I was commenting on a picture of a dress that she was wearing to something. I send about 5 texts in a row that all tell her "You look ugly." "I mean ugly". "No, I meant ugly". I kept on sending the text (and it kept autocorrecting "beautiful" to "ugly"). I looked in the phone's autocorrect settings.

Hannah (my sister) decided it would be HILARIOUS to make the word "beautiful" autocorrect to ugly.

Don't worry... this had nothing to do with us breaking up.